Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Beneath You (2002)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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• Xander Harris : Sunnydale. Come for the food. Stay for the dismemberment.

  Nancy : There's good food?

• [Nancy had asked Anya to turn her ex-boyfriend into a worm] 

  Spike : Sluggoth demon. It's a very large, very nasty natural predator who died around the Crusades.

  Anya : Same Phylum. It's not cheating. I just embellished.

  Xander Harris : Well, you can unembellish now.

  Anya : Bite me, Harris.

• Dawn Summers : I thought you hated Sunnydale.

  Xander Harris : Yes and no, with an emphasis on the "Yes."

• Dawn Summers : [to Buffy]  It's not fuzzy. You're what? Dealing with troubled kids?

  Xander Harris : At a spankin' new Hellmouth High. Please. Outside of drugs, and violence and unwanted pregnancy and, uh, the unleashing of hordes of Armageddon that comes pouring out of the school's foundation every now and then, what trouble could these kids have?