Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Chosen (2003)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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Quotes 

• Xander Harris : So, did you see?

  Andrew Wells : I-I was scared. I'm sorry.

  Xander Harris : Did you see what happened? I mean, was she...

  Andrew Wells : She was incredible. She died saving my life.

  Xander Harris : That's my girl. Always doin' the stupid thing.

• Buffy Summers : So, what do you guys wanna do tomorrow?

  Willow Rosenberg : Nothing strenuous.

  Xander Harris : Well, mini-golf is always the first thing that comes to mind.

  Rupert Giles : I think we can do better than that.

  Buffy Summers : I was thinking about shopping, as per usual.

  Willow Rosenberg : Oh, there's an "Arden B" in the new mall.

  Xander Harris : Oh, good. I could use a few items.

  Rupert Giles : Well, now aren't we gonna discuss this? Save the world or go to the mall?

  Buffy Summers : I'm having a wicked shoe craving.

  Xander Harris : Aren't you on the patch?

  Willow Rosenberg : Those never work.

  Buffy Summers : Never.

  Rupert Giles : And here I am, invisible to the eye. Not having any vote.

  Xander Harris : See, I need a new look. It's this whole eye patch thing.

  Buffy Summers : Oh! You could go with full black secret-agent look.

  Willow Rosenberg : Or the puffy shirt, pirate slash...

  Rupert Giles : The Earth is *definitely* doomed.

• [playing Dungeon's and Dragons] 

  Rupert Giles : How could it possibly get uglier? I used to be a highly respected Watcher, and now I'm a wounded dwarf with the mystical strength of a doily. I just wish I could sleep.

  Dawn Summers : What kind of person could sleep on a night like this?

  Xander Harris : [strokes the sleeping Anya's head]  Only the crazy ones.

• Willow Rosenberg : Did you find out anything about the scythe?

  Buffy Summers : It slices, dices, and makes julienne preacher.

  Rupert Giles : Caleb?

  Buffy Summers : I cut him in half.

  Willow Rosenberg : All right!

  Anya : He had that coming.

  Xander Harris : Hey, party in my eye socket, and everyone's invited.

  [everyone stares at Xander] 

  Xander Harris : Sometimes I shouldn't say words.

• [Dawn kicks Buffy in the shin] 

  Buffy Summers : Ow.

  Dawn Summers : Dumbass.

  [Buffy looks at Xander] 

  Xander Harris : Don't look at me. This is a Summers thing. It's all very violent.

  Buffy Summers : [to Dawn]  If you get killed, I'm telling.

• Buffy Summers : What do you think?

  Xander Harris : That depends. Are you in any way... kidding?

  Buffy Summers : You don't think it's a good idea?

  Faith : It's pretty radical, B.

  Rupert Giles : It's a lot more than that. Buffy, what you said, well, it-it-it flies in the face of everything we've ever- every generation has ever done in the fight against evil... I think it's bloody brilliant.

  Buffy Summers : You mean that?

  Rupert Giles : If you want my opinion.

• Anya : So that leaves me and the Dungeon Master in the North Hall?

  Andrew Wells : We will defend it with our very lives.

  Anya : Yes. We will defend it with his very life.

  Xander Harris : And don't be afraid to use him as a human shield.

  Anya : Good. Yes. Thanks.

• Anya : Come on. Let's go assemble the cannon fodder.

  Xander Harris : That's not what we're calling 'em, sweetie.

  Anya : Not to their faces. What, am I insensitive?

• Rupert Giles : Yes, because the mall was actually in Sunnydale, so there's no hope of going there tomorrow.

  Dawn Summers : We destroyed the mall? I fought on the wrong side.

  Xander Harris : All those shops, gone. The Gap, Starbucks, Toys "R" Us. Who will remember all those landmarks unless we tell the world of them?

• Xander Harris : If you have to go to the bathroom, it's to your left. If you don't have to go to the bathroom, picture what you're about to face. Better to go now.