Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Chosen (2003)

Emma Caulfield Ford: Anya

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Quotes 

• Willow Rosenberg : Did you find out anything about the scythe?

  Buffy Summers : It slices, dices, and makes julienne preacher.

  Rupert Giles : Caleb?

  Buffy Summers : I cut him in half.

  Willow Rosenberg : All right!

  Anya : He had that coming.

  Xander Harris : Hey, party in my eye socket, and everyone's invited.

  [everyone stares at Xander] 

  Xander Harris : Sometimes I shouldn't say words.

• [preparing to face the onslaught of übervamps] 

  Andrew Wells : I think they're coming.

  Anya : Oh, God. I'm terrified. I-I didn't think. I mean, I, I just figured you'd be terrified, and I would be sarcastic about it.

  Andrew Wells : Picture happy things. A lake. Candy canes. Bunnies.

  Anya : [enraged]  Bunnies! Floppy, hoppy... bunnies!

• Anya : So that leaves me and the Dungeon Master in the North Hall?

  Andrew Wells : We will defend it with our very lives.

  Anya : Yes. We will defend it with his very life.

  Xander Harris : And don't be afraid to use him as a human shield.

  Anya : Good. Yes. Thanks.

• Anya : Come on. Let's go assemble the cannon fodder.

  Xander Harris : That's not what we're calling 'em, sweetie.

  Anya : Not to their faces. What, am I insensitive?

• Andrew Wells : I just wanna say how proud I am to die for this very special cause with you guys. There's some, um... There's people I'd like to thank, both good and evil, um... A shout-out to my brother, Tucker, who gave me the inspiration to summon demons and also...

  Anya : Nobody cares, you little monkey.