Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Dead Man's Party (1998)
Seth Green: Oz
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Quotes
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Oz : We should figure out what kinda deal this is. I mean, is it a-a gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny?
Cordelia Chase : What's the difference?
Oz : Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings. Shindig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage, and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.
Xander Harris : Well, I hate brie.
Cordelia Chase : I know. It smells like Giles' cat.
Rupert Giles : It's not my...
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[about the zombie cat]
Oz : It looks dead. It smells dead. Yet it's moving around... That's interesting.
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[about the zombie cat]
Oz : Well I like it. I think you should call it Patches.
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Xander Harris : Let her finish. You at least owe her that.
Buffy Summers : God, Xander... do you think you could at least stick to annoying me on you own behalf?
Xander Harris : Fine. Oh, you stop acting like an idiot, and I'll stop annoying you.
Buffy Summers : You want to talk acting like an idiot... Nighthawk?
Oz : Okay. I'm gonna step in now, being Referee Guy.
Willow Rosenberg : No, let 'em go, Oz. Talking about it isn't helping. We might as well try some violence.
[suddenly the zombies break into the house from all directions and start attacking the party guests]
Willow Rosenberg : I was being sarcastic!
