Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Dirty Girls (2003)

Eliza Dushku: Faith

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Quotes 

• Faith : You're protecting vampires? Are you the Bad Slayer now? Am I the Good Slayer now?

• [after Xander's speech about Buffy] 

  Faith : Damn. I never knew you were that cool.

  Buffy Summers : Well, you always were a little slow.

• Faith : I've met you before, you know.

  Spike : Mmm. Yeah, you made a great impression on my chin.

  Faith : Not in the graveyard. Before that. I was kinda wearing a different body.

  Spike : Did you?

  Faith : You seemed okay with it.

  Spike : The body swap... with Buffy.

  Faith : She fill you in on that whole deal?

  Spike : She told me what went down. Failed to mention who was driving her skin around.

  Faith : I may have said a few things.

  Spike : Like you could ride me at a gallop till my knees buckled. Squeeze me till I pop like warm champagne... It's not the kind of thing a man forgets.

  Faith : Should have known it wasn't blondie behind the wheel. She'd never throw down like that.

  Spike : Oh, you *have* been away.

  Faith : Don't tell me little Miss Tightly Wound's been getting her naughty on?

  Spike : Not of late.

  Faith : Wow. Everybody's just full of surprises.

• Faith : Whatcha wanna do to her, vamp? Huh? Somethin' like this?

  [punches Spike] 

  Spike : Nice punch you got there. Lemme guess. Leather pants, nice right cross, doe eyes, holier-than-thou glower, you must be Faith.

  Faith : Oh, goodie, I'm famous.

  Spike : Told you were coming. Bit of a misunderstanding here. I'm...

  Faith : Spike. Yeah, we've met before.

  Spike : We have? I don't think we...

  [Faith kicks him] 

  Spike : Bloody hell! What're you doing? I'm on your side.

  Faith : Yeah? Maybe you haven't heard. I've reformed.

  [punches Spike] 

  Spike : So have I.

  [punches Faith] 

  Spike : I reformed way before you did.

  [Faith punches him] 

  Spike : Stop...

  [Faith punches him again] 

  Spike : ...hitting...

  [punches Faith] 

  Spike : ... me! We're on the same side.

  Faith : Please. Do you think I'm stupid?

  Spike : Well, yeah.

  Faith : You were attacking that girl.

  [punches Spike, Buffy punches Faith] 

  Buffy Summers : Sorry, Faith. I didn't realize that was you.

  Faith : It's alright, B. Luckily you still punch like you used to.

• [about the potential Slayers] 

  Faith : No more Starbucks for the wannabes, man. They've been spazzing for, like, hours.

• Spike : But you waited until Angel needed your help to bust ouf of jail.

  Faith : Three squares, nice weight room, movie every third Sunday. Could've been worse.

  Spike : What movie?

  Faith : Last one was Glitter. I guess it couldn't have been worse.

• Faith : Oh, he's like Angel?

  Spike : No.

  Buffy Summers : Sort of.

  Spike : I'm nothing like Angel.

  Buffy Summers : He fights on my side, which is more than I can say for some of us.

• Faith : Whoa, memory lane. Same old house.

  Buffy Summers : Yeah, well, every piece of furniture has been destroyed and replaced since you left, so actually, new house.

• Spike : Not all that tension was about you. Giles was part of a plan to kill me. For Buffy's own good.

  Faith : Well, that makes me feel better about me. Worse about Giles. Kinda shaky about you.

• Caleb : Well, you're the other one, aren't you. You're Cain to her Abel? No offense meant to Cain, of course.

  Faith : Never was much for the good book.

  Caleb : Oh, it has its moments. Paul had some good stuff, for instance. But overall, I find it a tad complicated. I like to keep things simple. Good folk, bad folk. Clean folk, dirty folk.

  [kills a Potential] 

  Molly : No!

  Caleb : Yes.