Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Empty Places (2003)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

Quotes 

• Willow Rosenberg : So, I guess you're stuck with me then, huh? Let's order some cherry-flavoured, off-brand gelatin, and then I think we'll be up for a rousing game of...

  Xander Harris : I might need a parrot.

  Willow Rosenberg : Huh?

  Xander Harris : Well to go with the eye patch. To really complete the look. I think I still have that costume from Halloween.

  Willow Rosenberg : Yeah, and don't underestimate the impact of a peg leg. Maybe the hospital can hook you up with a nice one. Maybe they have a two-body-parts-for-the-price-of-one kind of deal.

  Xander Harris : Oh, you know what the best part is? No one will *ever* make me watch "Jaws 3-D" again.

  Willow Rosenberg : Yeah, and... you'll never have to...

  Xander Harris : Oh, Willow... please don't.

• Kennedy : We didn't have time to do more. You have to pretend there's a big party here.

  Xander Harris : That's fine. Parties in this house, I usually end up having to rebuild something.