Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Faith, Hope & Trick (1998)

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers

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• Buffy Summers : Angel was cured.

  Rupert Giles : I'm sorry?

  Buffy Summers : When I killed him... Angel was cured. Your spell worked at the last minute, Will... I was about to take him out, and, um... something went through him... and he was Angel again... He-He didn't remember anything that he'd done... He just held me. Um... but it-it was... it was too late, and I-I had to... So I-I told him that I loved him... and I kissed him... and I killed him... I don't know if that helps with your spell or not, Giles.

  Rupert Giles : Uh, yes, I-I believe it will.

  Willow Rosenberg : [to Buffy]  I'm sorry.

  Buffy Summers : It's okay... I've been holding on to that for so long. It felt good to get it out... I'll see you guys later.

  [Buffy walks out. Willow and Giles are now alone] 

  Willow Rosenberg : Giles, I know you don't like me playing with mystical forces, but I can really help with this binding spell.

  Rupert Giles : There is no spell.

• Buffy Summers : I just wanna get my life back, you know, do normal stuff.

  Willow Rosenberg : Like date?

  Buffy Summers : Well...

  Xander Harris : Oh, you wanna date. I saw that half-smile, you little slut.

  [Xander starts chuckling and Buffy punches him on the arm] 

  Xander Harris : [still kind of chuckling]  Ow.

  Buffy Summers : All right, yes, date and shop and hang out and go to school and save the world from unspeakable demons. You know, I wanna do girlie stuff.

• Faith : God, I could eat a horse. Isn't it crazy how slayin' just always makes you hungry and horny?

  [everybody looks at Buffy] 

  Buffy Summers : Well... sometimes I-I crave a nonfat yogurt afterwards.

  Cordelia Chase : I get it.

  [everybody looks at Cordelia] 

  Cordelia Chase : Not the horny thing, yuck! But the two slayer thing. There was one, and then Buffy died for, like, two minutes, so then Kendra was called, and then when she died, Faith was called.

• Buffy Summers : So, let me get this straight. I'm really back in school because the School Board overruled you. Wow! That's like having your whole ability to do this job called into question when you think about it.

  Joyce Summers : I think what my daughter's trying to say is nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah.

• Oz : [to Faith]  Now, you both kill vamps, and who could blame you, but I'm wondering about your position on werewolves.

  Willow Rosenberg : Oz is a werewolf.

  Buffy Summers : It's a long story.

  Oz : I got bit.

  Buffy Summers : Apparently not that long.

  Faith : Hey, as long as you don't go scratchin' at me or humpin' my leg, we're five by five, you know?

  Oz : Fair enough.

• Buffy Summers : Giles say what he wanted? Do you think he's mad?

  Willow Rosenberg : No, I don't think so. I think he just needed to see you. Have you ever noticed, though, when he is mad but he's too English to say anything, he makes that weird cluck-cluck sound with his tongue?

  [Giles suddenly rises up from behind the counter] 

  Buffy Summers : Hi, Giles!

  Willow Rosenberg : Oh, hi. Been there long?

• Buffy Summers : Oh, no, I have to go take an English make-up exam. They... give you credit just for speaking it. Right?

• Buffy Summers : Um, maybe I should introduce you again. Faith, this is Giles.

  Faith : I've seen him. If I'd known they came that young and cute, I would've requested a transfer.

  Buffy Summers : Raise your hand if "ew."

• Cordelia Chase : When did you become Martha Stewart?

  Buffy Summers : First of all, Martha Stewart knows jack about hand-cut prosciutto.

  Xander Harris : I don't believe she slays, either.

  Oz : Oh, I hear she can, but she doesn't like to.

• Faith : Well, when I'm fighting, it's like the whole world goes away and I only know one thing. That I'm gonna win and they're gonna lose. I like that feelin'.

  Buffy Summers : Well, sure. Beats that dead feeling you get when *they* win and *you* lose.

• Buffy Summers : Mom, the only way you get a new slayer is when the old slayer dies.

  Joyce Summers : Then that means you... When did you die? You never told me you died.

  Buffy Summers : No, it-it was just for a few minutes.

• Rupert Giles : The, um, vampire that attacked you, can you furnish me with some details that might help me trace their lineage? I mean, ancient or-or-or modern dress. Amulets, cultish tattoos.

  Buffy Summers : Uh, no tats. Crapper dressers. And, uh... oh, the one that nearly bit me mentioned something about kissing toast. He lived for kissing toast.

  Rupert Giles : [alarmed]  Do you mean, Kakistos?

  Buffy Summers : Maybe it was taquitos. Maybe he lived for taquitos. What?

  Rupert Giles : Kakistos.

  Buffy Summers : Is that bad?

  Rupert Giles : Kakistos is Greek. It means the worst of the worst. It's also the name of a vampire so old that his hands and feet are cloven.

• Buffy Summers : You got a problem?

  Faith : I'm five by five, here B, living entirely large, actually wondering about *your* problem.

  Buffy Summers : Well, I may not sleep in the nude or rassle alligators...

  Faith : Maybe it's time you started, 'cause, obviously, something in your bottle needs uncorking. What is it, the Angel thing?

  Buffy Summers : What do you know about Angel?

  Faith : Just what your friends tell me: Big love, big loss. You oughta deal and move on, but you're not.

  Buffy Summers : I got an idea. How about from now on, we don't hear from you on Angel or anything else in my life? Which, by the way, is *my* life.

  Faith : What are you getting so strung out for, B?

  Buffy Summers : Why are your lips still moving, F?

  Faith : Did I just hear a threat?

  Buffy Summers : Would you like to?

• Faith : So what about you? What was your toughest kill?

  [Buffy has a flashback to killing Angel] 

  Buffy Summers : Um, well, you know, they're all... difficult, I guess. Uh, oh, oh, do you guys remember the Three? That's right, you never met the Three. Well, there was three...

• Buffy Summers : Well, I... hadn't definitely one hundred percent said no for all time. It's just, you know... you don't enter into these things lightly, you know. There's-There's repercussions to consider and... why am I seeing a look?

  Willow Rosenberg : You really do need to find the fun, B... uffy.

• [last lines] 

  [Buffy kneels down on the floor at the place where she killed Angel] 

  Buffy Summers : Good-bye.

• Buffy Summers : Faith, first rule of slaying... don't die.

• Faith : So, what brings you here to the poor side of town?

  Buffy Summers : Cloven guy. Goes by the name Kakistos.

  Faith : What do you know about Kakistos?

  Buffy Summers : That he's here... We're not happy to see old friends, are we? What'd he do to you?

  Faith : It's what I did to him, all right?

  Buffy Summers : And what was that...? Faith, you came here for a reason. I can help.

  Faith : You can mind your own business. I'm the one that can handle this.

  Buffy Summers : Yeah. You're a real badass when it comes to packing. What was that you said about my problem... gotta deal and move on? Well, we have the "moving on" part right here. What about dealing? Is that just something you're gonna *dump* on me?

  Faith : You don't know me. You don't know what I've been through. I'll take care of this, all right?

  Buffy Summers : Like you took care of your Watcher...? He killed her, didn't he?

  Faith : They don't have a word for what he did to her.

  [a knock on the motel door and Faith looks through the peep-hole to see the manager] 

  Faith : Oh, what now?

  Buffy Summers : Faith, you run, he runs after you.

  Faith : That's where the head start comes in handy.

• Buffy Summers : Hey. Uh, I was, um, I was waiting for you to get out of class.

  Scott Hope : Oh. Uh, why?

  Buffy Summers : Um... there was someone a while ago, and, uh, the ring sort of confused me. But I like what you said about friendship. I liked it a lot. And Buster Keaton, big fun. And-And I'm capable of big fun, even though there's no earthly way you could possibly know that about me. Wow! If I knew I was gonna go on this long, I probably would've brought some water. Uh, what I'm trying to say is, um, if you would still like to go to the film festival, and I would understand it if you didn't, I'd pretty much love to go with you.

  Scott Hope : Uh...

  [ahem] 

  Scott Hope : I don't know, Buffy. I'm-I'm really gonna have to think about this.

  [Turns away, turns back] 

  Scott Hope : Okay, you know what? I've thought about it and I'm in. When do you want to go?

• Buffy Summers : Scott!

  Scott Hope : How are you?

  Buffy Summers : Uh, okay. You know I gotta...

  Scott Hope : I know, be somewhere else, right? Think of this as my last-ditch effort. I realize that one more is gonna qualify as stalking... I've given a lot of thought, some might say too much thought, to-to how I might be a part of your life. It begins with conversation. We all know this. Maybe over a cup of coffee, or maybe at the Buster Keaton festival playing on State Street all this weekend.

  Buffy Summers : You know, come to think of it, I-I don't think I've given a fair chance to... Buster Keaton. I... I like what I've seen of him so far. I... I think it might be time to see a little more.

  Scott Hope : [smiles]  Keaton is key.