Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Faith, Hope & Trick (1998)

Eliza Dushku: Faith

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Quotes 

• Faith : God, I could eat a horse. Isn't it crazy how slayin' just always makes you hungry and horny?

  [everybody looks at Buffy] 

  Buffy Summers : Well... sometimes I-I crave a nonfat yogurt afterwards.

  Cordelia Chase : I get it.

  [everybody looks at Cordelia] 

  Cordelia Chase : Not the horny thing, yuck! But the two slayer thing. There was one, and then Buffy died for, like, two minutes, so then Kendra was called, and then when she died, Faith was called.

• Oz : [to Faith]  Now, you both kill vamps, and who could blame you, but I'm wondering about your position on werewolves.

  Willow Rosenberg : Oz is a werewolf.

  Buffy Summers : It's a long story.

  Oz : I got bit.

  Buffy Summers : Apparently not that long.

  Faith : Hey, as long as you don't go scratchin' at me or humpin' my leg, we're five by five, you know?

  Oz : Fair enough.

• Buffy Summers : Um, maybe I should introduce you again. Faith, this is Giles.

  Faith : I've seen him. If I'd known they came that young and cute, I would've requested a transfer.

  Buffy Summers : Raise your hand if "ew."

• Faith : Well, when I'm fighting, it's like the whole world goes away and I only know one thing. That I'm gonna win and they're gonna lose. I like that feelin'.

  Buffy Summers : Well, sure. Beats that dead feeling you get when *they* win and *you* lose.

• Buffy Summers : You got a problem?

  Faith : I'm five by five, here B, living entirely large, actually wondering about *your* problem.

  Buffy Summers : Well, I may not sleep in the nude or rassle alligators...

  Faith : Maybe it's time you started, 'cause, obviously, something in your bottle needs uncorking. What is it, the Angel thing?

  Buffy Summers : What do you know about Angel?

  Faith : Just what your friends tell me: Big love, big loss. You oughta deal and move on, but you're not.

  Buffy Summers : I got an idea. How about from now on, we don't hear from you on Angel or anything else in my life? Which, by the way, is *my* life.

  Faith : What are you getting so strung out for, B?

  Buffy Summers : Why are your lips still moving, F?

  Faith : Did I just hear a threat?

  Buffy Summers : Would you like to?

• Faith : So what about you? What was your toughest kill?

  [Buffy has a flashback to killing Angel] 

  Buffy Summers : Um, well, you know, they're all... difficult, I guess. Uh, oh, oh, do you guys remember the Three? That's right, you never met the Three. Well, there was three...

• Faith : The whole summer it was like the worst heat wave. So it's about 118 degrees and I'm sleeping without a stitch on, and all of a sudden I hear screaming from outside. So I go tearing out, stark nude, and this church bus has broke down an there's these three vamps feasting on half the Baptists in South Boston. So I waste the vamps, and the preacher comes up and he's hugging me like there's no tomorrow, when all of a sudden, the cops pulled up and arrested us both.

  Xander Harris : Wow! They should film that story and show it every Christmas.

• Faith : So, what brings you here to the poor side of town?

  Buffy Summers : Cloven guy. Goes by the name Kakistos.

  Faith : What do you know about Kakistos?

  Buffy Summers : That he's here... We're not happy to see old friends, are we? What'd he do to you?

  Faith : It's what I did to him, all right?

  Buffy Summers : And what was that...? Faith, you came here for a reason. I can help.

  Faith : You can mind your own business. I'm the one that can handle this.

  Buffy Summers : Yeah. You're a real badass when it comes to packing. What was that you said about my problem... gotta deal and move on? Well, we have the "moving on" part right here. What about dealing? Is that just something you're gonna *dump* on me?

  Faith : You don't know me. You don't know what I've been through. I'll take care of this, all right?

  Buffy Summers : Like you took care of your Watcher...? He killed her, didn't he?

  Faith : They don't have a word for what he did to her.

  [a knock on the motel door and Faith looks through the peep-hole to see the manager] 

  Faith : Oh, what now?

  Buffy Summers : Faith, you run, he runs after you.

  Faith : That's where the head start comes in handy.