Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Halloween (1997)

Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase

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Quotes 

• Cordelia Chase : Are you guys playing tonight?

  Oz : At the Shelter Club.

  Cordelia Chase : Is Mister "I'm the lead singer I'm so great I don't have to show up for my date or even call" gonna be there?

  Oz : Yeah, you know, he's just going by "Devon" now.

• [entering the bathroom where Buffy and Willow are talking] 

  Cordelia Chase : So, Buffy, you ran off last night and left poor little Angel all by his lonesome. But I did everything I could to comfort him.

  Buffy Summers : I'll bet.

  Cordelia Chase : So, what's his story anyway? I mean, I never see him around.

  Willow Rosenberg : Not during the day, anyway.

  Cordelia Chase : Oh, please! Don't tell me he still lives at home. Like, he has to wait for his dad to get back before he can take the car?

  Buffy Summers : Cordelia, I think his parents have been dead for a couple of hundred years.

  Cordelia Chase : Oh, good. I mean... What?

  Buffy Summers : Angel's a vampire... I thought you knew.

  Cordelia Chase : Oh. He's a vampire. Of course! But the cuddly kind. Like a Care Bear with fangs?

  Willow Rosenberg : It's true.

  Cordelia Chase : You know what I think? I just think you're trying to scare me off 'cause you're afraid of the competition. Look, Buffy, you may be hot stuff when it comes to demonology or whatever, but when it comes to dating, *I'm* the Slayer.

• [to Cordelia who is in a cat costume and Willow thinks she was tranformed into a cat] 

  Willow Rosenberg : Okay. Your name is Cordelia, you're not a cat, your in High School, and we're your friends. Well, sort of.

  Cordelia Chase : That's nice, Willow. And you went mental *when*?

• Cordelia Chase : Buffy, love the hair. It just screams "street urchin."

• Cordelia Chase : They don't know who they are. Everyone's turned into a monster, it's a whole big thing. How are you?

• Willow Rosenberg : Okay. You guys stay here while I get some help. If something tries to get in, just fight it off.

  Buffy Summers : Well, i-it's not our place to fight. Uh, surely some men will protect us.

  Cordelia Chase : What's that riff?

  Willow Rosenberg : I-It's like amnesia, okay? They don't know who they are.

• [first lines] 

  Cordelia Chase : I know. Is the Bronze so not happening, or what?

  Angel : Oh... Hi.

  Cordelia Chase : Hi.

  Angel : I'm waiting for Buffy.

  Cordelia Chase : Great. I'm supposed to be meeting Devon, but he's nowhere to be seen. It's like he thinks being in a band gives him an obligation to flake. Well, his loss is your incredible gain.

• Cordelia Chase : So I tell Devon, you call that leather interior? My Barbie Dream Car had nicer seats.

• Xander Harris : It was way creepy. It's like I was there, but I couldn't get out.

  Cordelia Chase : Yeah, I know the feeling. This outfit's totally skintight.

• Cordelia Chase : [to uncharacteristically frightened Buffy]  What's your deal? Take a pill!

  Buffy Summers : [re Angel]  He's... he's a vampire...!

  Cordelia Chase : [to Angel]  She's got this thing where she thinks...

  [shakes her head] 

  Cordelia Chase : Forget it.

  [turns back towards Buffy:] 

  Cordelia Chase : It's okay. Angel is a good vampire. He would *never* hurt you.

  Buffy Summers : [childishly insecure]  Really?

  Cordelia Chase : Absolutely. He's our friend.