Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Halloween (1997)
Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris
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Quotes
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Xander Harris : She must be right. We must have some kind of amnesia.
Buffy Summers : I don't know what that is, but I'm certain I don't have it. I bathe quite often!
Xander Harris : How do you explain this?
Buffy Summers : I don't! I was brought up a proper lady. I-I wasn't meant to understand things. I'm just meant to look pretty, and then someone nice will marry me. Possibly a Baron.
Xander Harris : This ain't no tea party, princess. Sooner or later you're gonna have to fight.
Buffy Summers : Fight these low creatures? I'd sooner die.
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Buffy Summers : [Buffy, spelled to think she is an 18th century woman, sees this thing with the headlights coming on] A demon! A demon! A demon!
Willow Rosenberg : It's not a demon. It's a car.
Buffy Summers : What does it want?
Xander Harris : [spelled to be a soldier] Is this woman insane?
Willow Rosenberg : She's never seen a car.
Xander Harris : She's never seen a car?
Willow Rosenberg : She's from the past.
Xander Harris : And you're a ghost?
Willow Rosenberg : Yes! Now let's get inside.
Xander Harris : [grimly] Just want you to know that I'm taking a lot on faith here.
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Xander Harris : Okay, on sleazing extra candy: tears are key. Tears will normally get you the double-bagger. You can also try the old 'you missed me' routine, but it's risky. Only go there for chocolate. Understood?
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Larry Blaisdell : [regarding Buffy] I heard some guy say she was fast.
Xander Harris : I hope you mean like the wind.
Larry Blaisdell : You know what I mean.
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Xander Harris : A black eye heals, Buffy, but cowardice has an unlimited shelf life.
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[regaring their trick-or treat assignment]
Xander Harris : I can't believe this. We have to get dressed up and the whole deal?
Willow Rosenberg : Snyder said costumes were mandatory.
Buffy Summers : Great. I was gonna stay in and veg. The one night a year things are supposed to be quiet for me.
Xander Harris : Halloween quiet? Why, I figured it'd be a big old vamp scare-a-palooza.
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Larry Blaisdell : Harris.
Xander Harris : Hey, Lar. You're lookin' Cro-Mag as usual. What can I do you for?
Larry Blaisdell : You and Buffy. You're just friends, right?
Xander Harris : I like to think of it less as a friendship and more as a solid foundation for future bliss.
Larry Blaisdell : So, she-she's not your girlfriend?
Xander Harris : Alas, no.
Larry Blaisdell : Do you think she'd go out with me?
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Xander Harris : It was way creepy. It's like I was there, but I couldn't get out.
Cordelia Chase : Yeah, I know the feeling. This outfit's totally skintight.
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[seeing Principal Snyder pulling kids aside to have them 'volunteer' to chaperone young trick-or-treaters]
Willow Rosenberg : Snyder must be in charge of the volunteer safety program for Halloween this year.
Xander Harris : Note his interesting take on the volunteer concept.
Buffy Summers : What's the deal?
Xander Harris : Oh, a bunch of little kids need people to take them trick-or-treating. Sign up and get your own pack of sugar-hyped little runts for the night.
Buffy Summers : Yikes! I'll stick to vampires.