Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Help (2002)

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers

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Quotes 

• Buffy Summers : Buffy the Vampire Slayer would break down this door.

  Xander Harris : And Buffy the Counselor?

  Buffy Summers : Waits.

• Buffy Summers : Do you know how lame this is? Bored teenage boys tryin' to raise up a demon? Sorry he didn't show. I bet it's 'cause you forgot the boom box playing some heavy metal thing, like Blue Clam Cult? I think *that's* the key to the raising of lame demons.

• Dawn Summers : She looks...

  Buffy Summers : Peaceful.

  Dead Woman : I am not peaceful.

  Buffy Summers : *That* I can help with.

  [stakes vampire] 

  Buffy Summers : I always thought closed caskets were more tasteful anyway.

• Principal Robin Wood : Every time there's a threat like this, we do the same dance. Inform teachers. Search lockers. But we can't, we can't know what's gonna happen, and we can't search their brains. We just... We just do what we can.

  Buffy Summers : It's not enough. I need to fix this. I don't usually get a heads-up before somebody dies.

  Principal Robin Wood : What do you mean usually?

  Buffy Summers : No. No, not since... I-I mean, I'm-I'm sure it's not usual to get a chance to stop something like- I just- I need to do smething, okay?

• Peter Nicols : Almighty Avilas, please accept our sacrifice. Please appear before us, oh mighty soldier of the dark. Please appear before us and grant us with infinite riches, and we will pay you with our sacrifice. We kneel before you with the gift of flesh.

  [Buffy appears from hiding] 

  Buffy Summers : Okay. That... is going on your permanent record.

• Buffy Summers : You have to stick up for yourself, Amanda. You need to show this bully that you're not going to take anymore of his shi- guff. Any guff.

• Buffy Summers : There's Willow. There's the looming humongo bad. And it's a school night. I should be home in bed cuddling up to my insomnia and worrying about how I'm going to mess up tomorrow.

• Buffy Summers : You aren't mad at Cassie with her rejecting you like that?

  Mike Helgenberg : [chuckles]  Nah. She's a girl, right? Making boys crazy is, like, your job description.

• Peter Nicols : Help. Help me, please. I'm bleeding.

  Buffy Summers : Sorry. My office hours are 10:00 to 4:00.

• [last lines] 

  Dawn Summers : I guess sometimes you can't help.

  Buffy Summers : So what then? What do you do when you *know *that? When you know that maybe... you can't help?