Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Lie to Me (1997)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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Quotes 

• Xander Harris : Angel was in your bedroom?

  Willow Rosenberg : Ours is a forbidden love.

• Willow Rosenberg : Sore thumbs. Do they stick out? I mean, have you ever seen a thumb and gone "Wow! That baby is sore"?

  Xander Harris : You have too many thoughts.

• Cordelia Chase : [in class]  I just don't see why everyone's always picking on Marie Antoinette. I can so relate to her. She worked really hard to look that good and people just don't appreciate that kind of effort. And I know the peasants were all depressed.

  Xander Harris : I think you mean *oppressed*.

  Cordelia Chase : Whatever. They were cranky. So they're like, "Let's lose some heads!" Uh. That's fair! And Marie Antoinette cared about them. She was gonna let them have cake.

• Billy 'Ford' Fordham : You can't touch me, Summers. I know all your darkest secrets.

  Xander Harris : Care to make a small wager on that?

• Willow Rosenberg : The only thing I could track down was this address. The Sunset Club. Still didn't find anything incriminating.

  Angel : He leaves no paper trail, no records. That's incriminating enough.

  Xander Harris : Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with Dead Boy on this one.

  Angel : Could you not call me that?

• [when told that vampires are known as the Lonely Ones] 

  Xander Harris : Oh, we usually call them the nasty, pointy, bitey ones.