Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Lovers Walk (1998)

Alyson Hannigan: Willow Rosenberg

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Quotes 

• [Spike tells Willow about his breakup with Drusilla] 

  Spike : She wouldn't even kill me... She just left... She didn't even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared...? It was that truce with Buffy that did it. Dru said I'd gone soft... wasn't demon enough for the likes of her. And I told her it didn't mean anything, I was thinking of her the whole time, but she didn't care. So, we got to Brazil and she was... she was just different. I gave her everything. Beautiful jewels, beautiful dresses with beautiful girls in them, but nothing made her happy... And she would flirt! I caught her on a park bench making out with a Chaos Demon! Have you *ever* seen a Chaos Demon? They're all slime and antlers. They're disgusting... She only did it to hurt me... So I said, "I am not putting up with this anymore." And she said, "Fine!" And I said, "Yeah, I've got an unlife, you know!" And then she said... s-s-s-she said we could still be friends... God, I'm so unhappy!

  Willow Rosenberg : There, there.

  Spike : I mean, friends! How could she be so cruel?

• [Spike has kidnapped Willow and Xander] 

  Willow Rosenberg : He-he wants me to do a love spell.

  Xander Harris : What?

  Willow Rosenberg : Drusilla broke up with him.

  Xander Harris : Gee, and we had all hoped those crazy kids would make it work.

• Willow Rosenberg : Now, I'm not a real witch, you know. I-I don't know if this is going to work right away.

  Spike : Well, if at first you don't succeed... I'll kill him...

  [indicates Xander] 

  Spike : ... and you try again.

• Willow Rosenberg : [to Spike]  Now, hold on! I'll-I'll do you spell for you, and, and... And I'll get you Druscilla back, but-but there will be no bottle in face and-and there will be no "having" of any kind with me.

• [first lines] 

  Willow Rosenberg : This is a nightmare. This is... My world is spinning.

  Xander Harris : It's not that bad, Willow, really.

  Willow Rosenberg : 740, verbal? I'm pathetic! Illiterate! I'm Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel.

  Xander Harris : That's right. And the fact that you 740, verbal closely resembles my combined scores in no way compromises your position as the village idiot.

• Willow Rosenberg : Buffy! Hey, did you get your SAT scores?

  Xander Harris : By the look on your face, I'm guessing you and I are going to be manning the drive-thru window side by side.

  Buffy Summers : They're just test scores, right? What do they really mean, anyway?

  Willow Rosenberg : 1430! Buffy, you kicked ass...! Okay, so academic achievement gets me a little excited.

• Xander Harris : So what are our options?

  Willow Rosenberg : Well, I figure either I refuse to do the spell and he kills us or I do the spell and he kills us.

  Xander Harris : Give me a third option.

  Willow Rosenberg : He's so drunk he forgets about us, and we starve to death. That's sort of the best one.