Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Lovers Walk (1998)
Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris
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Quotes
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[Spike has kidnapped Willow and Xander]
Willow Rosenberg : He-he wants me to do a love spell.
Xander Harris : What?
Willow Rosenberg : Drusilla broke up with him.
Xander Harris : Gee, and we had all hoped those crazy kids would make it work.
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Oz : [to Willow] Well, I can see why you'd be upset. Uh, that was my sarcastic voice.
Xander Harris : You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice.
Oz : I've been told that.
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[first lines]
Willow Rosenberg : This is a nightmare. This is... My world is spinning.
Xander Harris : It's not that bad, Willow, really.
Willow Rosenberg : 740, verbal? I'm pathetic! Illiterate! I'm Cletus, the Slack-Jawed Yokel.
Xander Harris : That's right. And the fact that you 740, verbal closely resembles my combined scores in no way compromises your position as the village idiot.
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Willow Rosenberg : Buffy! Hey, did you get your SAT scores?
Xander Harris : By the look on your face, I'm guessing you and I are going to be manning the drive-thru window side by side.
Buffy Summers : They're just test scores, right? What do they really mean, anyway?
Willow Rosenberg : 1430! Buffy, you kicked ass...! Okay, so academic achievement gets me a little excited.
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Xander Harris : So what are our options?
Willow Rosenberg : Well, I figure either I refuse to do the spell and he kills us or I do the spell and he kills us.
Xander Harris : Give me a third option.
Willow Rosenberg : He's so drunk he forgets about us, and we starve to death. That's sort of the best one.
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Xander Harris : Come on. It'll be fun.
Cordelia Chase : I don't know. I just thought we were gonna do something, you know, classy?
Xander Harris : What's classier than bowling?
Cordelia Chase : Apart from everything ever? Let's see...