Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

No Place Like Home (2000)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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Quotes 

• Anya : [to a customer who just finished her purchase]  Please go.

  Xander : Anya, the Shopkeepers Union of America called. They want me to tell you that, "Please go" just got replaced with, "Have a nice day."

  Anya : But I have their money. Who cares what kind of day they have?

  Xander : No one. It's just a long cultural tradition of raging insincerity. Embrace it.

• Rupert Giles : And, Xander? There's too many of them, people. A-A-And they all seem to want things.

  Xander Harris : I hear ya. Stay British. You'll be okay.

• [after a long first day, the last customer leaves the Magic Box causing the bell to ring] 

  Rupert Giles : Would someone *please* rip that bloody bell off its hinges?

  Xander Harris : Would that involve moving?

  Willow Rosenberg : My feet are numb.

  Xander Harris : I'll see your numbness and I'll raise you a lower-back pain.

  Rupert Giles : I think I liked it better when demons would just crash in here and tear the place apart. Just seemed so much simpler.