Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

No Place Like Home (2000)

Emma Caulfield Ford: Anya

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• Anya : [to a customer who just finished her purchase]  Please go.

  Xander : Anya, the Shopkeepers Union of America called. They want me to tell you that, "Please go" just got replaced with, "Have a nice day."

  Anya : But I have their money. Who cares what kind of day they have?

  Xander : No one. It's just a long cultural tradition of raging insincerity. Embrace it.

• Anya : You're out of crystal balls. Those babies are *really* popular with the amateurs. Better restock and raise the price 10%. Make it 15.

  Rupert Giles : Anya...

  Anya : Your cash register looks like squirrels nest in it.

  Rupert Giles : Anya...

  Anya : And the Hand of Glory packs some serious raw power. Better institute a 7-day background check for...

  Rupert Giles : [shouts]  Anya...!

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  Rupert Giles : Would you like a job?

  Anya : Okay.

  Rupert Giles : Good. Then we can talk shop... tomorrow.

  Anya : Okay... boss.

• Willow Rosenberg : [displaying an item she's just wrapped]  Does this look right to you?

  Anya : Sure. If you wrapped it with your feet.