Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

No Place Like Home (2000)

Anthony Head: Rupert Giles

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• Rupert Giles : It appears to be paranormal in origin.

  Willow Rosenberg : How can you tell?

  Rupert Giles : Well, it's so shiny.

• Rupert Giles : And, Xander? There's too many of them, people. A-A-And they all seem to want things.

  Xander Harris : I hear ya. Stay British. You'll be okay.

• Anya : You're out of crystal balls. Those babies are *really* popular with the amateurs. Better restock and raise the price 10%. Make it 15.

  Rupert Giles : Anya...

  Anya : Your cash register looks like squirrels nest in it.

  Rupert Giles : Anya...

  Anya : And the Hand of Glory packs some serious raw power. Better institute a 7-day background check for...

  Rupert Giles : [shouts]  Anya...!

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  Rupert Giles : Would you like a job?

  Anya : Okay.

  Rupert Giles : Good. Then we can talk shop... tomorrow.

  Anya : Okay... boss.

• [after a long first day, the last customer leaves the Magic Box causing the bell to ring] 

  Rupert Giles : Would someone *please* rip that bloody bell off its hinges?

  Xander Harris : Would that involve moving?

  Willow Rosenberg : My feet are numb.

  Xander Harris : I'll see your numbness and I'll raise you a lower-back pain.

  Rupert Giles : I think I liked it better when demons would just crash in here and tear the place apart. Just seemed so much simpler.