Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Pangs (1999)

Emma Caulfield Ford: Anya

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• Buffy Summers : With Mom at Aunt Darleene's this year, I'm not getting a Thanksgiving. Maybe it's just as well.

  Anya : Well, I think that's a shame. I love a ritual sacrifice.

  Buffy Summers : Not really a one of those.

  Anya : To commemorate a past event, you kill and eat an animal. It's a ritual sacrifice, with pie.

• Xander Harris : So what do we do now?

  Willow Rosenberg : Well, we could stay here and stand watch or I just...

  [Angel steps out of the dark next to them] 

  Angel : Willow.

  Xander Harris : Angel?

  Anya : So this is Angel. He's large and glowery, isn't he?

  Xander Harris : He's evil again.

  Angel : I-I-I'm not evil again. Why does everyone think that?

  Willow Rosenberg : Angel's here to protect Buffy.

  Angel : I haven't been evil for a long time.

• Xander Harris : Hey, can we come rocketing back to the part about me and my new syphilis?

  Anya : It'll make you blind and insane, but it won't kill you. The smallpox will.

• [Angel saves the lives of Willow and Anya by snapping a villain's neck] 

  Anya : [to Willow]  What's he like when he *is* evil?

• [watching Xander dig] 

  Anya : Soon he'll be sweating... I'm imagining having sex with him again.

  Buffy Summers : Imaginary Xander is quite the machine.

• [after trying to warn the dean] 

  Xander Harris : Well, that was a waste of time.

  Willow Rosenberg : I think he thought we were crazy.

  Xander Harris : Well, maybe if Anya hadn't opened the conversation with, "Everybody got both ears?"

  Anya : I liked his wife. She gave me pie.

• Anya : I inflicted a lot of putrefying diseases on men when I was an avenging demon, and you look like you're getting all of them.

• Buffy Summers : Fine, okay? But someone still has to go warn the dean.

  Willow Rosenberg : I'll go. I need the air.

  Buffy Summers : Not alone.

  Anya : I'll go.

  Xander Harris : Me, too.

  Buffy Summers : You sure you're up to it?

  Spike : Oh, leave that one. He looks like he's ready to drop any minute, and I think I can eat someone if he's already dead.

  Xander Harris : I'm up to it.

• Anya : [about Xander]  Look at him. Have you ever *seen* anything so masculine?

  Buffy Summers : Dean Guerrero or his wife?

  Willow Rosenberg : I think she means...

  [shows Xander in a sleeveless t-shirt as a construction worker] 

  Buffy Summers : Oh. Very manly. Not at all Village People.

• Xander Harris : You're a strange girlfriend.

  Anya : I'm a girlfriend?

  Xander Harris : Uh... there's a chance I'm delirious.

• Anya : Uh, how much butter goes in with these?

  Buffy Summers : About half a stick and a quarter cup of brandy.

  [to Giles] 

  Buffy Summers : You do have brandy, don't you?

  Rupert Giles : [distracted]  What? Oh-Oh. Uh, uh, yes. Um, on the, uh, bookcase.

  Spike : I wouldn't say no to a brandy.

  Buffy Summers : [to Giles]  What's wrong?

  Rupert Giles : The victims. Apart from Xander, Hus has targeted authority figures. Father Gabriel, the curator of the cultural center. Who else fits this pattern?

  Spike : Just a small brandy.