Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Pangs (1999)

James Marsters: Spike

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Quotes 

• Buffy Summers : Wil, you know how bad I feel about this. Okay? It's eating me up...

  [to Anya] 

  Buffy Summers : A quarter cup of brandy and let it simmer.

  [to Willow] 

  Buffy Summers : ... but even though it's hard, we have to end this. Yes, he's been wronged, and I personally would be ready to apologize, but I...

  Spike : Oh, someone put a stake in me.

  Xander Harris : You got a lot of volunteers in *here*.

  Spike : I just can't take all this namby-pamby boo-hooing about the bloody Indians.

  Willow Rosenberg : Uh, the preferred term is...

  Spike : You won. All right? You came in and you killed them, and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not goin' around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it." The history of the world is not people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story.

  Buffy Summers : Well, I think the Spaniards actually did a lot of...

  [to Willow] 

  Buffy Summers : Not that I don't like Spaniards.

  Spike : Listen to you. How you gonna fight anyone with that attitude?

  Willow Rosenberg : We don't wanna fight anyone.

  Buffy Summers : I just wanna have Thanksgiving.

  Spike : [laughs]  Yeah... Good luck.

  Willow Rosenberg : Well, if we could talk to him...

  Spike : You exterminated his race. What could you possibly say that would make him feel better? It's kill or be killed here. Take your bloody pick.

  Xander Harris : Maybe it's the syphilis talking, but... some of that made sense.

• [Ghost Indian transforms into a large bear while fighting Buffy] 

  Spike : A bear! You made a bear!

  Buffy Summers : I didn't mean to.

  Spike : Undo it! Undo it!

• Spike : I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn't chase the other puppies anymore.

• [Spike asks Buffy to invite him into Giles house to get out of the sunlight] 

  Spike : Come on, I'm-I'm parboiling out here.

  [Giles hands Buffy a stake] 

  Buffy Summers : Want me to help make it quicker?

  Spike : [pitifully]  Invite me in.

  Buffy Summers : No.

  Rupert Giles : Fairly unlikely.

  [Spike tries running in and is knocked back] 

  Spike : Oh, damn it! Look, I'm safe. I can't bite anyone. Willow, tell 'em what I did.

  Willow Rosenberg : You-You said you were gonna kill me, then Buffy.

  Spike : Yes, bad, but let's skip that part and get to the part where I couldn't bite you.

  Willow Rosenberg : It's true... He had trouble performing.

• Spike : Remember that conquering nation thing? Forget it. Apologize.

  Buffy Summers : Shut up, Spike.

  Spike : Fine, I'll do it myself.

  [to attacking Indians] 

  Spike : Hey, sorry! Sorry about that, Chief!

• Buffy Summers : Fine, okay? But someone still has to go warn the dean.

  Willow Rosenberg : I'll go. I need the air.

  Buffy Summers : Not alone.

  Anya : I'll go.

  Xander Harris : Me, too.

  Buffy Summers : You sure you're up to it?

  Spike : Oh, leave that one. He looks like he's ready to drop any minute, and I think I can eat someone if he's already dead.

  Xander Harris : I'm up to it.

• Spike : You know what happens to vampires who don't get to feed?

  Rupert Giles : I always wondered that.

  Buffy Summers : Giles, plates.

  Spike : Living skeletons, mate. Like famine pictures from those dusty countries... only not half as funny.

  Buffy Summers : You can have gravy. That has blood in it, right?

  Spike : Do you know what else has blood in it? Blood.

  Buffy Summers : Do I have to gag you?

• Spike : Oh, lay off. You all had a fine meal. But me... An entire siege. You'd think one of you would bleed a little.

• Spike : What part of "Help me" do you not understand?

  Buffy Summers : The part where I help you.

• [Buffy is tying Spike to a chair] 

  Spike : Bloody Hell, woman. You're cuttin' off my circulation.

  Buffy Summers : You don't have any circulation.

  Spike : Well, it pinches.

• Anya : Uh, how much butter goes in with these?

  Buffy Summers : About half a stick and a quarter cup of brandy.

  [to Giles] 

  Buffy Summers : You do have brandy, don't you?

  Rupert Giles : [distracted]  What? Oh-Oh. Uh, uh, yes. Um, on the, uh, bookcase.

  Spike : I wouldn't say no to a brandy.

  Buffy Summers : [to Giles]  What's wrong?

  Rupert Giles : The victims. Apart from Xander, Hus has targeted authority figures. Father Gabriel, the curator of the cultural center. Who else fits this pattern?

  Spike : Just a small brandy.