Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Reptile Boy (1997)
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers
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Quotes
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[first lines]
[watching Indian Bollywood-type television program]
Xander Harris : Is she dying?
Buffy Summers : I think she's singing.
Xander Harris : To a telephone, in Hindi. Now, that's entertainment. Why is she singing?
Willow Rosenberg : She's sad because her lover gave her twelve gold coins. But then the wizard cut open the bag of salt, and now the dancing minions have nowhere to put their big Maypole... fish thing.
Xander Harris : Uh-huh. Why is she singing?
Buffy Summers : Her lover? I thought that was her chiropractor?
Willow Rosenberg : Because of that thing he did with her feet? No, that was personal.
Xander Harris : Hmm, and we thought just because we didn't have any money or any place to go, this would be a lackluster evening.
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[last lines]
[Angel is walking up to the table from behind Xander]
Xander Harris : Angel, Angel, Angel. Does every conversation we have have to come around to that freak?
[Angel reaches Xander's side]
Xander Harris : Hey, man, how ya doin'?
Angel : Buffy.
Buffy Summers : Angel.
Xander Harris : Xander.
Angel : I hear this place, uh, serves coffee. I thought maybe you and I should get some... sometime. If you want.
Buffy Summers : Yeah. Sometime... I'll let you know.
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Angel : I knew this was gonna happen.
Buffy Summers : What? What do you think is happening?
Angel : You're 16 years old. I'm 241.
Buffy Summers : I've done the math.
Angel : You don't know what you're doing. You don't know what you want.
Buffy Summers : Oh, no, I-I think I do. I want out of this conversation.
Angel : Listen. If we date, you and I both know one thing's gonna lead to another.
Buffy Summers : One thing already has led to another. You think it's a little late to be reading me a warning label?
Angel : I'm just trying to protect you. This could get out of control.
Buffy Summers : Isn't that the way it's supposed to be?
[Angel grabs her, pulls her close and she gasps]
Angel : This isn't some fairy tale. When I kiss you... you don't wake up from a deep sleep and live happily ever after.
Buffy Summers : No... When you kiss me, I wanna die.
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Buffy Summers : Well, say it.
Xander Harris : I'm not gonna say it.
Willow Rosenberg : You lied to Giles.
Xander Harris : 'Cause she will.
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Willow Rosenberg : You dreamed about Angel again?
Buffy Summers : Third night in a row.
Willow Rosenberg : What did he do in your dream?
Buffy Summers : Stuff.
Willow Rosenberg : Oh! Stuff. Was it one of those vivid dreams where you could feel his lips and smell his hair?
Buffy Summers : It had surround sound! I'm just thinking about him so much lately.
Willow Rosenberg : You two are so right for each other. Except for the, uh...
Buffy Summers : Vampire thing.
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Buffy Summers : I told one lie. I had one drink.
Rupert Giles : Yes. And you were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words, "let that be a lesson" are a tad redundant at this juncture.
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Buffy Summers : History stumps me. I have a hard enough time remembering what happened last week.
Tom Warner : No, nothing happened last week. Don't worry. I was there.
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Cordelia Chase : Come on, Richard and his fraternity brother wanna meet you.
Buffy Summers : Well, I don't really wanna meet any fraternity boys.
Cordelia Chase : And if there was a God, don't you think he'd keep it that way?
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Buffy Summers : Taking on the undead doesn't exactly do wonders for your social life.
