Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Reptile Boy (1997)
Alyson Hannigan: Willow Rosenberg
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Quotes
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[first lines]
[watching Indian Bollywood-type television program]
Xander Harris : Is she dying?
Buffy Summers : I think she's singing.
Xander Harris : To a telephone, in Hindi. Now, that's entertainment. Why is she singing?
Willow Rosenberg : She's sad because her lover gave her twelve gold coins. But then the wizard cut open the bag of salt, and now the dancing minions have nowhere to put their big Maypole... fish thing.
Xander Harris : Uh-huh. Why is she singing?
Buffy Summers : Her lover? I thought that was her chiropractor?
Willow Rosenberg : Because of that thing he did with her feet? No, that was personal.
Xander Harris : Hmm, and we thought just because we didn't have any money or any place to go, this would be a lackluster evening.
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Rupert Giles : She lied to me?
Willow Rosenberg : Well...
Angel : Did... she have a date?
Willow Rosenberg : Well...
[Angel huffs]
Willow Rosenberg : Well, why do you think she went to that party? Because you gave her the brush-off.
[to Giles]
Willow Rosenberg : And you never let her do anything except work and patrol. And I know she's the Chosen One, but you're killing her with the pressure. I mean, she's sixteen going on forty!
[to Angel]
Willow Rosenberg : And you! I mean, you're gonna live forever. You don't have time for a cup of coffee?
[pause]
Willow Rosenberg : Okay... I don't feel better now, and we've gotta help Buffy.
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Willow Rosenberg : Oh, sorry. The reflection thing that you don't have. Angel, how do you shave?
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Buffy Summers : Well, say it.
Xander Harris : I'm not gonna say it.
Willow Rosenberg : You lied to Giles.
Xander Harris : 'Cause she will.
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Willow Rosenberg : You dreamed about Angel again?
Buffy Summers : Third night in a row.
Willow Rosenberg : What did he do in your dream?
Buffy Summers : Stuff.
Willow Rosenberg : Oh! Stuff. Was it one of those vivid dreams where you could feel his lips and smell his hair?
Buffy Summers : It had surround sound! I'm just thinking about him so much lately.
Willow Rosenberg : You two are so right for each other. Except for the, uh...
Buffy Summers : Vampire thing.
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Willow Rosenberg : Some guy's attacking Buffy with a sword! Also, there's a really big snake.
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Xander Harris : And we thought just because we didn't have any money or any place to go, this'd be a lackluster evening.
Willow Rosenberg : I know, we could go to the Bronze and sneak in our own teabags and ask for hot water.
Xander Harris : Hop off the outlaw train, Wil, before you land us all in jail.
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Xander Harris : I hate these guys. Whatever they want just falls into their laps. Don't you hate these guys?
Willow Rosenberg : Yeah. With their charmed lives and their movie-star good looks and more money than you can count... I'm hating.
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Xander Harris : I'm goin' to the party.
Willow Rosenberg : What?
Xander Harris : I've gotta keep an eye on Buffy. Those frat guys creep me.
Willow Rosenberg : You wanna protect her?
Xander Harris : Mm-hmm.
Willow Rosenberg : And prove you're just as good as those rich, snobby guys?
Xander Harris : Mm-hmm.
Willow Rosenberg : And maybe catch an orgy?
Xander Harris : If it's on early.