Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Superstar (2000)
Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers
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Quotes
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Spike : Oh, look. Jonathan. Taking the little sidekick out for a walk, are we?
Buffy : Shut up, Spike.
Spike : Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, semi-harsh language from Betty. You're feisty when big guy's standing beside you. Someday, sweet Slayer, I would love to take you on... see you face the evil alone for once.
[Jonathan slams Spike up against the crypt wall]
Jonathan Levinson : That's enough of the creepy small talk. We're looking for a monster.
Spike : Why would I know about that?
Jonathan Levinson : Every demon in this town's gunning for you right now, so I figure you're probably keeping pretty good track of 'em. Big arms, mark on its head. Have you seen it?
Spike : No, but then again, I'm probably lying.
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Buffy : Anya, when you were a demon, you granted wishes, right?
Anya : Vengeance wishes on ex-boyfriends. I'd wish he was a dog, or ugly, or in love with President McKinley or something.
Buffy : But someone could wish the whole world to be different, right? That's possible?
Anya : Sure, alternate realities. You could, uh, could have like a world without shrimp, or with, you know, nothing but shrimp. You could even make like a-a freaky world where Jonathan's, like, some kind of not-perfect mouth-breather if that's what's blowing up your skirt these days. Just don't ask me to live there.
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Buffy : Anya, tell them about the alternate universes.
Anya : Oh, okay, um... say you really like shrimp a lot, or we could say you don't like shrimp at all. "*Blah*, I wish there weren't any shrimp," you'd say to yourself...
Buffy : Stop! You're saying it wrong... I think that Jonathan may be doing something so that he's manipulating the world, and we're all, like, his pawns.
Anya : Or prawns.
Buffy : Stop with the shrimp! I am trying to do something here!
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Jonathan Levinson : Hi. I wasn't sure you'd come over. Everyone's mostly forgetting. But, I think some people are kind of angry.
Buffy Summers : Yeah!
Jonathan Levinson : Nobody's even talking to me. And.. the twins moved out.
Buffy Summers : Why did you do it anyway? No. I get why. How?
Jonathan Levinson : After the thing with the bell tower and the gun, I went to counseling. You know other kids with problems a-and one of them had this spell. He glossed right over the monster. Well, anyway I just - I-I just wanted to apologize. Nobody was supposed to get hurt.
Buffy Summers : Jonathan you get why everyone is angry though, right? It's not just the monster. People didn't like being the little actors in your sock puppet theater.
Jonathan Levinson : You weren't! You weren't socks! We were friends.
Buffy Summers : Jonathan, you can't keep trying to make everything work out with some big gesture all at once. Things are complicated. They take time and work.
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[last lines]
Buffy Summers : I'm glad we talked this all out.
Riley Finn : We haven't talked at all.
Buffy Summers : Oh... Well, whatever we're doing, we're doing it great.
[they start kissing again]
Buffy Summers : Mmm, Jonathan.
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[first lines]
[Buffy knocks a vampire down]
Buffy Summers : Xander! Anya!
[Xander and Anya try to hold the vampire]
Willow Rosenberg : Buffy, another one!
[Buffy starts fighting another vampire]
Willow Rosenberg : Buffy!
[tosses Buffy a stake and she dusts the first vampire as the other runs away]
Buffy Summers : Where's the other one.
Xander Harris : Where's the other one.
Anya : In there.
