Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Tabula Rasa (2001)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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Quotes 

• [when the vampires start attacking, Xander drops to his knees, clasps his hands and looks upward] 

  Xander Harris : Hey, I'm not sure what I am, so bear with me here. Now I lay me down to sleep, uh, Shabbat Israel, uh, Omm. Omm.

• Willow Rosenberg : We didn't want to know. We were so selfish. I was so selfish.

  Xander Harris : Maybe we were. I just feel weird feeling bad that my friend's not dead. It's too mind-boggling. So I've decided to simplify the whole thing. Me like Buffy. Buffy's alive, so me glad.

• Anya : What? I-I'm, just saying what everyone's thinking. Right, baby?

  Xander Harris : You are attractive, and have many good qualities.

• Xander Harris : [after waking up with no memory]  Okay, why was I on the ground? And why are you all staring at me? Is this some kind of psych test? Am I getting paid for this?

• Xander Harris : [Looks at his wallet]  It's me! 'Alexander Harris.' Cute picture.

  [holds it up to them] 

  Xander Harris : Hey, I exist!

• Buffy Summers : Did you guys see that?

  Spike : [as Randy]  Vampires!

  Tara Maclay : Maybe it's Halloween.

  Dawn Summers : It doesn't feel like Halloween.

  Xander Harris : Even if it is, those guys are definitely not kids, and those are definitely not costumes. Randy's right. Looks like we have vampires.

• Xander Harris : We need to spend more time with her. Just hang out. Maybe have weekly dinners over here. Or... a book club. Short books. Videos.