Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

The Gift (2001)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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Quotes 

• Xander : Smart chicks are so hot.

  Willow : You couldn't have figured that out in tenth grade?

• Xander Harris : Hey, I happen to be...

  Spike : A glorified bricklayer?

  Xander Harris : I'm also a swell bowler.

  Anya : Has his own shoes.

  Spike : The gods themselves do tremble.

• Anya : You're proposing to me 'cause we're gonna die. And-And you think it's romantic and sexy and-and you know you're not gonna have to go through with it 'cause the world's gonna end.

  Xander Harris : I'm proposing to you, Anya, because it's not.

• Xander Harris : And I think we're gonna get through this. I think I'm gonna live a long and silly life, and I'm not interested in doing that without you around.

  Anya : Oh... Okay.

  Xander Harris : Okay?

  Anya : Yes. I mean, yes... No.

  Xander Harris : No?

  Anya : After... Give it to me when the world doesn't end.

• Xander Harris : And the glorified bricklayer picks up a spare.

• [the gang comes upon an extremely large tower] 

  Xander Harris : Shpadoinkle.