Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

The Harsh Light of Day (1999)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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• Anya : I like you. You're funny, and you're nicely shaped, and frankly, it's ludicrous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock... Please remove your clothing now.

  Xander Harris : And the amazing thing... still more romantic than Faith.

• Xander Harris : Whoa, Giles has a TV. Everybody, Giles has a TV. He's shallow like us.

  Oz : I gotta admit, I'm a little disappointed.

  Rupert Giles : I, ah, uh, uh...

  Willow Rosenberg : Well, maybe it doesn't work. It-It's like art.

• Xander Harris : I'm not enjoying this.

  Rupert Giles : Well, shelve them correctly and we can finish.

  Xander Harris : I don't get your crazy system.

  Rupert Giles : My system? It's called the alphabet.

  Xander Harris : Huh... Would ya look at that.

• [Anya has offered Xander sex] 

  Anya : I think it's the secret to getting you out of my mind. Putting you behind me. Behind me, figuratively. I'm thinking face-to-face for the event itself.

  Xander Harris : Ah. Right... It's just we hardly know each other. I mean, I like you... and you have a certain... directness that I admire. But sexual interc... What you're talking about. Well... And I'm actually turning into a woman as I say this... But it's about expressing something. And accepting consequences.

  Anya : Oh, I have condoms. Some are black.

  Xander Harris : That's... that's very considerate.

• Anya : At which point, the matter is brought to a conclusion with both parties satisfied and able to move on with their separate lives and interests. To sum up, I think it's a workable plan.

  Xander Harris : So... the crux of this plan is...

  Anya : Sexual intercourse. I've said it, like, a dozen times.

  Xander Harris : Uh-huh. Just working through a little hysterical deafness here.

• Anya : I can't stop thinking about you. Sometimes, in my dreams... you're all naked.

  Xander Harris : Really?

  [laughs] 

  Xander Harris : You know, if I'm in the checkout line at the Wal-Mart, I've had that same one.