Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

The Replacement (2000)

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers

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Quotes 

• [Xander is split into two persons that can't exist without each other] 

  Buffy : If Xander kills himself, he's dead.

  [Riley gives her a funny look] 

  Buffy : You know what I mean.

• Riley Finn : Owning this place does seem kinda dangerous.

  Rupert Giles : [looking in a book]  Toth.

  Rupert Giles : What?

  Buffy Summers : He called you a toth. It's a British expression. It means, like, moron.

  Rupert Giles : No. Toth is the name of the demon.

• [there are two Xanders] 

  Buffy : They're kinda the same now.

  Giles : Yes, he's clearly a bad influence on himself.

• Rupert Giles : I said, "Oh, dear Lord."

  Buffy Summers : You always say that.

  Rupert Giles : Well, it's always important.

• [Buffy is commenting on a kung fu movie] 

  Buffy Summers : Oh, give me a break! Uh! This is all wrong. See, first you would get the big guy, like, a flying kick, then you would take out the little ones, bam, bam! See? Now with the flying kick. From a dead stop. What's powering it? Raw enthusiasm?

• Buffy Summers : He ran away, huh?

  Rupert Giles : Um... sort of more, uh... turned and swept out majestically, I suppose. He said I didn't concern him.

  Buffy Summers : So a mythic triumph over a completely indifferent foe.

  Rupert Giles : Well, I'm not dead or unconscious, so I say bravo for me.

• [last lines] 

  Buffy Summers : You got something else for me to carry?

  Riley Finn : Uh, you can help me pack this.

  Buffy Summers : Sure.

  [they kiss] 

  Buffy Summers : Mmm... Sure.

• Buffy Summers : Well, if this guy wants to fight with weapons, I've got it covered from "A" to "Z". From ax to... zee other ax.

• Rupert Giles : Ancient demon. Very strong. Last survivor of the Tothric clan. It also says that for a demon, he's unusually sophisticated.

  Buffy Summers : Sophisticated. So I should discuss men's fashions with him before I chop his head off?

• Buffy Summers : The city dump, where smells go to relax and be themselves.