Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Touched (2003)

Tom Lenk: Andrew Wells

Quotes 

• Andrew Wells : Hi, everybody. I missed you guys a lot. Sorry it took so long to get back from our mission mission, but we had to wait out the sun. Uh, I think our- our mission went very well. We, uh, we rode on Spike's hog, which was very cool, and, uh, uh, played some amusing games, and, uh- Oh! We got some information. You know what? I really need to urinate.

  Spike : He's a breath of fresh air, innit he?

  [sighs] 

  Spike : Thank God I don't breathe.

• [after a Bringer spoke through him] 

  Andrew Wells : I feel used and violated and I need a lozenge.

• Andrew Wells : I spy with my little eye something that begins with a 'T'.

  Spike : Tapestry.

  Andrew Wells : Hey! Good one. How did you...

  Spike : Tapestry's the only thing in the whole bloody room.