Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Triangle (2001)

Alyson Hannigan: Willow Rosenberg

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Quotes 

• Olaf : You... told the witch to do that, Anyanka. You seem determined to put an end to all my fun, just like you always did when we were *dating*!

  [everyone looks at Anya in disbelief] 

  Anya : Uh, um...

  Xander Harris : You dated him?

  Buffy Summers : You dated a troll?

  Willow Rosenberg : And we're what, surprised by this?

• Willow Rosenberg : [impersonating Anya]  "I like money better than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services."

• Anya : You're referencing literature I have no way to be familiar with. You're trying to make me feel left out, and you're stealing.

  Willow Rosenberg : I'm not stealing. I-I-I'm just taking things without paying for them. In what *twisted* dictionary is that stealing?

• Willow Rosenberg : We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens, but it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know, insane.

  Tara Maclay : I said "quirky."

• Willow Rosenberg : I wish Buffy was here.

  Buffy Summers : [enters the room]  I'm here!

  Willow Rosenberg : I wish I had a million dollars!

  [everyone stares at her] 

  Willow Rosenberg : Just checking.

• Olaf : I shall reward you. Only one of your women shall die, and you shall be the one to choose.

  Willow Rosenberg : Did you just say...

  Olaf : Choose. Anyanka or the witch. One of your women must die.

  Xander Harris : No... You are one crazy troll. I-I'm not choosing between my girlfriend and my best friend. That's insane troll logic.

• [Buffy is fighting a troll] 

  Anya : How can I help?

  Willow Rosenberg : Uh, distract him from Buffy. Uh, piss him off.

  Anya : I don't know how.

  Willow Rosenberg : Anya, I have faith in you. There is *no* one you cannot piss off.

• Willow Rosenberg : Come on. It'll be fun. We could show you how to do some stuff. Yo-You could be floating pencils by the end of the day.

  Anya : Sometimes I miss having powers... Oh. Oh! I know what this is! This is peer pressure! Any second now you're gonna make me smoke tobacco and-and have drugs.

• Anya : I know what broke up him and Cordelia, you know. It was you, and your lips.

  Willow : No, it was not! Well, yes, it was so, but, uh, that was a long time ago. Do you think I'd do that again?

  Anya : Why not?

  Willow : Well, hello? Gay now.

• Anya : Is this the spell?

  Willow Rosenberg : Only if you want him to double in size and grow extra arms, which- Let's not.