CSI: Crime Scene Investigation (TV Series)

Random Acts of Violence (2003)

Archie Kao: AV Tech Archie Johnson

Quotes 

• [after Nick takes Archie to a crime scene at a software company] 

  Greg Sanders : I thought we had a relationship going! What are you doing taking Archie into the field instead of me?

  Nick Stokes : Right tool for the right job, man.

  Greg Sanders : What do you mean?

  Nick Stokes : Hey, Archie? What's that "Star Trek" episode with that guy and the forehead thingy and the time portal...?

  Archie : Original, TNG, Deep Space Nine, Voyager or Enterprise?

  Greg Sanders : Point taken.

  Archie : ...Or were you thinking about Farscape?

  Nick Stokes : I have no idea what you are talking about.

• Archie : [about a girl in the case]  Oh Serina, you can defrag my hard drive anytime.

• [to Nick about girl in a case] 

  Archie : Wow, Serena, you can defrag my hard drive any time.

• Archie : It was kind of fun being out in the field. Pulling drives, collecting evidence, flashing ID. I think I got a flair for it.

  Nick Stokes : You bucking for a promotion?

  Archie : Not bucking. Nudging.

• Archie : I found this on Anders' computer.

  Nick Stokes : What is this, a video game?

  Archie : No, it's actually an FRPG: "Fantasy role-playing game." You see, players use avatars to represent themselves in a fantasy world. There's Serena, Todd and Kwan in this alternate universe conjuring up a gateway which summons a beast-like Anders who decapitates Kwan.

  Nick Stokes : You know a lot about this stuff, don't you?

  Archie : Mm-hmm.

  Nick Stokes : You got to get a girlfriend.