Chappelle's Show (TV Series)

The Love Contract & True Hollywood Stories: Rick James (2004)

Dave Chappelle: Self - Host, Various

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Quotes 

• Rick James : Charlie! There's a new joke goin' around - have you heard it? What did the five fingers say to the face?

  Charlie Murphy : [doesn't understand]  What?

  Rick James : SLAP!

  Rick James : [he slaps Charlie]  I'm Rick James, bitch! Hey everybody, King Kong ain't got shit on me!

• [repeated line] 

  Rick James : Fuck yo' couch, nigga!

• [repeated line] 

  Rick James : I'm Rick James, bitch!

• Rick James : They shoulda never gave you niggas money! You don't know how to appreciate shit! What'm I gonna do 'bout my legs, Eddie Murphy?