- Kelly Garrett: Who's Billy?
- Max Brown: Billy, well, he's... sort of our gopher, a flunky. Nice fellow. Good, strong back. Above the neck, not so strong.
- Sabrina Duncan: Ok, now, Mason, could you tell me if you've seen anything out of the ordinary since you've been staying outside the ice show?
- Mason Fairchild: Would you believe... a long, blue thing, that spits money and sucks people up right off the street?
- Max Brown: Charlie! What is this? I call you for help and what do I end up with? Three cheerleaders and a guy who inhales nuts!
- Sabrina Duncan: He calls it "the blue people popper" and he says it also spits out money.
- John Bosley: Oh, that's great! Now we've got a drunk that sounds like a bad song supplying the clues.
- Billy the towel boy: She has to be on the ice!
- Alvin the artistic director: Are you, Billy the towel boy telling me, Alvin the artistic director of this entire show, what to do?
- Billy the towel boy: Yes.
- Alvin the artistic director: Well actually, the routine does work better with six.
- Sabrina Duncan: [two policemen want to see Sabrina's drivings license] Well, eh, look eh, you're, you're never gonna believe this, but I don't have it with me. You see, I left it in the room when I took my gun out of my purse to shoot at the gorilla who was driving the limousine.
- Max Brown: [to Olga and Luisi] Whoever you are, you're hired! You open the show. Alvin, stop the auditions, work with them day and night and in between!
- Alvin the artistic director: Work, what's to work? They are perfection! Just like me.