- Carla Tortelli: My life's the pits. Seems like good things happen to everybody except me, you know. Norm has a new job. Frasier actually seems happy since he met his creepy girlfriend. And Sam's given up women and decided to marry Diane. What have I got? Zip. Woody, I mean how do you keep such a sunny disposition in this rotten, stinkin', infested world?
- Woody Boyd: You mean, what do I do when I see Mr. Blues peaking around the corner?
- Carla Tortelli: God, he even has a cute name for depression.
- Woody Boyd: Well, I just close my eyes and think a happy thought. I'll show you.
- [closes his eyes and slowly begins to grin broadly]
- Carla Tortelli: What was your thought?
- Woody Boyd: I'm glad I'm not you.
- Diane Chambers: Sam, great news. I found a house.
- Sam Malone: Hey, turn it in. Maybe you'll get a reward.
- Diane Chambers: No, you goose. I found our house. I was driving to work today and as luck would have it, there was an eight-car smash-up.