Cheers (TV Series)

Woody or Won't He (1990)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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Quotes 

• Kelly Gaines : Sam?

  Sam Malone : Yeah?

  Kelly Gaines : You're invited to come Saturday too. After all, you're almost a member of the family. Mother, Sam was the one who introduced Woody and me.

  Sam Malone : Actually, no I didn't.

  Kelly Gaines : You didn't?

  Sam Malone : No.

  Kelly Gaines : Well gee, it'd be rude to uninvite you now, so I, I guess we're stuck. Well, we'll see ya.

• [Woody is trying to choose a tie to wear to meet Kelly's mom for the first time] 

  Sam Malone : Woody, it doesn't make any difference what kind of tie you wear. When it comes to mothers, it's what you've got underneath that counts.

  Woody Boyd : Oh well, I'm wearing clean shorts.