- Dulcey Coopersmith: How can you go away for a whole week without a single change of socks?
- Marshal Jim Crown: I don't imagine the judge will even notice.
- Dulcey Coopersmith: Well, you just think of me slaving over that hot iron and I'll think of you strutting around that hotel wearing this...
- [a fine new shirt]
- Dulcey Coopersmith: ...and have all those ladies say...
- Marshal Jim Crown: ...look at that hayseed walkin' around like a peacock.
- [Marshal Crown summons MacGregor from a saloon]
- Angus Mac Gregor: Duty calls - no doubt a fair maiden to be rescued or a dragon or two to be slain.
- Sarah Lou Burke: If you put all the defenders of womanhood in a fairy's thimble, you'd still have room for an elephant and a brass band.