- Edgar: Now I know over the years there's been a certain amount of animosity between the fencing department and the football program.
- Coach Hayden Fox: I've never felt any of that animosity.
- Edgar: Well, there was that time at your annual barbecue that you used our fencing foils to make shish kabobs.
- Edgar: We have the smallest budget in the athletic department. Now is that being fair?
- Coach Hayden Fox: So year after year, you're gonna be taking money from us. Is that being fair?
- Howard Burleigh: Hey hey hey hey hey hey, why not just take it from the band?
- Edgar, Coach Hayden Fox: Okay.