Coach (TV Series)

I'm in Love with a Boy Named Stuart (1989)

Kris Kamm: Stuart Rosebrock

Quotes 

• Stuart Rosebrock : To answer your question, yes I do enjoy fishing.

  Coach Hayden Fox : Great! What do you like to fish for?

  Stuart Rosebrock : Oh, the tranquility, mostly.

• Stuart Rosebrock : [Stuart is the new Screaming Eagle mascot]  Are there any other special instructions?

  Coach Hayden Fox : Just keep your back to the field and stay close to the sidelines.

• Stuart Rosebrock : Well, I believe that we all have male and female sides. In fact, I think that women are only 51% female and 49% male. Conversely, I think that men are 51% male and 49% female.

  Coach Hayden Fox : Well, Stu, I don't know what book you got that out of, but I think I'm in the high 90's, babe, you know what I mean?