- Stuart Rosebrock: To answer your question, yes I do enjoy fishing.
- Coach Hayden Fox: Great! What do you like to fish for?
- Stuart Rosebrock: Oh, the tranquility, mostly.
- Coach Hayden Fox: That kid that plays the Screaming Eagle quit because a couple of our players plowed into him last week during the game.
- Christine Armstrong: Was it an accident?
- Coach Hayden Fox: No.
- Stuart Rosebrock: [Stuart is the new Screaming Eagle mascot] Are there any other special instructions?
- Coach Hayden Fox: Just keep your back to the field and stay close to the sidelines.
- Stuart Rosebrock: Well, I believe that we all have male and female sides. In fact, I think that women are only 51% female and 49% male. Conversely, I think that men are 51% male and 49% female.
- Coach Hayden Fox: Well, Stu, I don't know what book you got that out of, but I think I'm in the high 90's, babe, you know what I mean?
- Riley Pringle: It's no secret, Coach Fox, that your players have been trying all season to upend young Leonard whenever they run out of bounds.
- Coach Hayden Fox: Oh come on.
- Riley Pringle: Don't try to deny it. Week before last, they actually chased him up into the stands.