Coach (TV Series)
Puppy Love (1991)
Craig T. Nelson: Coach Hayden Fox
Quotes
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Attendant : This is Quincy.
Coach Hayden Fox : What's the matter with him?
Attendant : Nothing.
Coach Hayden Fox : He's not doing anything.
Attendant : You ever had a Bassett?
Coach Hayden Fox : No.
Attendant : You ever had a ficus tree?
Coach Hayden Fox : Yes.
Attendant : Well, they're pretty much the same thing.
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Coach Hayden Fox : You mean these are our choices? This one doesn't even look like a dog and this one looks like a bag a dog used to be in.
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Coach Hayden Fox : Okay, how much for Mr. Excitement, here?
Attendant : 15 bucks, and that includes a shot.
Coach Hayden Fox : That wouldn't be a shot of adrenaline, would it?
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Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam : I'm gonna keep him.
Coach Hayden Fox : For what? To keep your back door open?
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Mrs. Rizendough : This is the dog that saved your life?
Coach Hayden Fox : Yeah, and it took a lot out of him, as you can see.