- Attendant: This is Quincy.
- Coach Hayden Fox: What's the matter with him?
- Attendant: Nothing.
- Coach Hayden Fox: He's not doing anything.
- Attendant: You ever had a Bassett?
- Coach Hayden Fox: No.
- Attendant: You ever had a ficus tree?
- Coach Hayden Fox: Yes.
- Attendant: Well, they're pretty much the same thing.
- Coach Hayden Fox: You mean these are our choices? This one doesn't even look like a dog and this one looks like a bag a dog used to be in.
- Coach Hayden Fox: Okay, how much for Mr. Excitement, here?
- Attendant: 15 bucks, and that includes a shot.
- Coach Hayden Fox: That wouldn't be a shot of adrenaline, would it?
- Assistant Coach Luther Horatio Van Dam: I'm gonna keep him.
- Coach Hayden Fox: For what? To keep your back door open?
- Mrs. Rizendough: This is the dog that saved your life?
- Coach Hayden Fox: Yeah, and it took a lot out of him, as you can see.