Corner Gas (TV Series)

Ruby Reborn (2004)

Mark Farrell: Man

Quotes 

• [first lines of the series] 

  Brent LeRoy : Want me to fill it up?

  Man : Sure. You know I've never driven across Saskatchewan before.

  Brent LeRoy : Well, you still haven't really. About halfway to go yet.

  Man : Sure is flat.

  Brent LeRoy : How do you mean?

  Man : You know, flat. Nothing to see.

  Brent LeRoy : What do you mean, like topographically? Hey Hank, this guy says Saskatchewan is flat.

  Hank Yarbo : How do you mean?

  Brent LeRoy : Topographically I guess. He says there's nothin' to see.

  Hank Yarbo : There's lots to see. There's nothin' to block your view.

  Brent LeRoy : There's lots to see. Nothin' to block your view. Like the mountains back there. They're uh... Well, what the hell? I could've sworn there was a big mountain range back there. Juttin' up into the sky all purple and majestic. I must be thinkin' of a postcard I saw or somethin'. Hey, it is kinda flat, thanks for pointin' that out.

  Man : You guys always this sarcastic?

  Brent LeRoy : There's nothin' else to do.