Corner Gas (TV Series)

Ruby Reborn (2004)

Gabrielle Miller: Lacey Burrows

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Quotes 

• [Oscar doesn't know how to set up his VCR, but rents "Jaws" anyway] 

  Brent LeRoy : So, uh, what was your favourite part of the movie?

  Oscar Leroy : The shark parts.

  Brent LeRoy : Which, uh, which shark parts?

  Oscar Leroy : They were all pretty good. The shark in the water there, being all mean and what not.

  Brent LeRoy : Hey, did you, did you like the part where the shark fought the dinosaur?

  Oscar Leroy : Yeah, that was okay, I guess.

  Brent LeRoy : How about the part where the shark grows legs and walks up on the beach and has a sword fight with the sheriff?

  Oscar Leroy : That part was a little farfetched for my taste.

  Lacey Burrows : Oh, my favourite part was when the shark went back to his home planet. It made me cry.

  Oscar Leroy : Yeah. Choked me up too... I gotta go.

  Lacey Burrows : He must have the director's cut.

• [there is a knock at the door] 

  Lacey : Who is it?

  Davis : Open up ma'am, police business.

  Lacey : [opens the door]  Is this official police business, or do you just want a cup of coffee?

  Davis : Do you have any on?

• [front page of the Dog River Howler, headline: "Big City Woman Destroys Local Landmark". Sub-headline: "What kind of name is Lacey?"] 

  Lacey : [entering, reading the newspaper]  Well, that's fair.

  Brent LeRoy : Yeah. Hi, Lacey. I was kinda hoping you wouldn't see this.

  Wanda Dollard : The guy who runs the paper's just desperate for a story. You're the biggest news to hit town since that little space rock landed in Anderson's farm.

  Brent LeRoy : Killed one of his chickens.

  [front page of the Dog River Howler, headline: "Death From Above"] 

  Brent LeRoy : He tends to sensationalize. So don't panic, it's not that bad.

  Lacey : Oh yeah, I suppose. I mean they could have run a photo of me in a Hitler moustache tossing puppies into a wood chipper.

  Hank Yarbo : Does such a photo exist?