Dr. Garret Macy: Why aren't you in school?
Abby Macy: I got suspended.
Dr. Garret Macy: Excuse me?
Abby Macy: God, just freak out before I get a chance to explain, why don't you?
Dr. Garret Macy: All right, you're right, I'm sorry. Please explain.
Abby Macy: It was totally stupid. My bio teacher caught me and this guy messing around in the supply closet.
Dr. Garret Macy: "Messing around." What does that mean, "messing around?"
Abby Macy: You know, messing around. You're not going to make me say it, are you?
Dr. Garret Macy: Are you talking about sex?
Abby Macy: Yes, Dad; I'm talking about sex. Can I finish?
[Macy nods, speechless]
Abby Macy: I mean, so, me and this kid get ratted out to the principal, and she suspends me for four days. It's really, really not a big deal; it's just that, you know, the school's probably gonna call you, so I figured I'd give you a heads up.
Dr. Garret Macy: Oh, well, thank you, Abby. Thank you so much for keeping me in the loop. I really appreciate it.