- German Pilot: [hanging from the town clock] Bitte, mein Herr! Oh, bitte, bitte!
- Jones: It's no good trying to apologize.
- German Pilot: Schnell. Schnell.
- Jones: Never mind about the smell. That's got nothing to do with it.
- Pte. James Frazer: [after Jones accidentally destroys the ladder] Ye silly old fool! We'll never get down now! We're marooned, marooned!
- Jones: [remorsefully] Mr. Mainwaring, I just want to say how sorry I am. And from now on, I'm going to do whatever you tell me to, no matter how dangerous it is. I'll make any sacrifice, in order to regurgitate myself.
- Jones: [being poked repeatedly in the rear by a clock automaton's wooden sword] I don't like it! I do not like it!
- Jones: [speaking to the German hanging from the clock tower] Now my captain's going to ponder with you now listen.
- Mainwaring: Further resistance is useless. In the name of the King I demand that you surrender.