- Sue Ellen Ewing: There is nothing in this world that Jock Ewing wants more than a grandson. And I haven't been able to give him his first, because of your disinterest in me. She is pregnant, J.R.! Little brother Bobby and that Barnes girl are going to have a baby named Ewing. Maybe even a boy! Now you just think about that!
- Jock Ewing: [to Pamela] Young lady, you've heard his side all your life. It's about time you heard the truth. I put that claim in my name to keep him from gambling his half away.
- Digger Barnes: You didn't leave me nothing!
- Jock Ewing: I come back with the claim. He's drunk. He looks at the paper, sees my name, jumps me, tries to tear my eyes out. I was gonna give him half of the money.
- Pamela Ewing: Stop it. I can't stand this.
- Jock Ewing: How can he stand himself? He's been a loser every day of his life. Couldn't even kill me the time he tried.
- Miss Ellie Ewing: That's enough, Jock!
- Sam: Digger Barnes is here.
- Tilly: [incredulously] Say what?
- Sam: You heard me. The girl Bobby married, is Digger's daughter. So it figures Jock and Digger are bound to meet again.
- Tilly: Yeah, but from the looks of him, it happened a long time before he was ready.
- [indicating Jock, who sits there smoking, anticipating...]
- Lucy Ewing: What do you for fun?
- Jimmy: [swallowing a mouthful of food] Pool.
- Lucy Ewing: Swimming pool?
- Jimmy: Shootin' pool.
- Lucy Ewing: You don't like boys, do you?
- Jimmy: Sure do.
- Lucy Ewing: I mean... like them... you know, in that way.
- Jimmy: What way?
- Lucy Ewing: Never mind.
- Sue Ellen Ewing: [to Lucy and friends] What a pleasure to see three such lovely ladies having so much fun.
- Lucy Ewing: Why not? It's an extra-special celebration.
- Sue Ellen Ewing: Why, I seem to be in the dark.
- Lucy Ewing: [scoffs] Bobby and Pam, of course.
- [Sue Ellen looks puzzled]
- Lucy Ewing: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought everybody knew by now.
- Sue Ellen Ewing: Knew what, Lucy, dear?
- Lucy Ewing: Pam and Bobby are gonna have a baby.
- Sue Ellen Ewing: [dismayed] Well... that is cause for celebration. I'll go find Pamela.
- [goes off]
- J.R. Ewing: [Sue Ellen is drunk-riding a horse] Well, is this a private show out here, or can anybody watch?
- Sue Ellen Ewing: Hi, J.R., you are just in time. I was about to take off all my clothes and play Lady Godiva.
- J.R. Ewing: [mocks] Whoopee!
- [chuckles]
- Sue Ellen Ewing: Does that turn you on, my darling?
- J.R. Ewing: [unenthusiastic] It might.
- Pamela Ewing: [glowing] I learned a riddle today.
- Bobby Ewing: Oh? Let's hear it.
- Pamela Ewing: Well, I learned the riddle, but I don't know the answer.
- Bobby Ewing: What?
- Pamela Ewing: I don't know the answer yet.
- Bobby Ewing: You're nuts!
- [tosses towel at her, she catches it and giggles]
- Pamela Ewing: Yeah? Well, I figured there's only two possible answers.
- Bobby Ewing: Pamela... You're gonna tell me the riddle or not?
- Pamela Ewing: What do you get when you cross a Barnes... with a Ewing?
- Bobby Ewing: [comes out of bathroom, waving toothbrush] In the first place, you never cross a Ewing.
- Pamela Ewing: Ugh...
- Bobby Ewing: Sorry.
- [back to bathroom]
- Bobby Ewing: All right, what are the two possible answers?
- Pamela Ewing: A boy... or a girl.