Dallas (TV Series)

Return Engagements (1979)

E.J. André: Eugene Bullock

Quotes 

• Eugene Bullock : Sally, tell Ewing why you married me.

  Sally Bullock : Money.

  Eugene Bullock : [J.R. laughs]  Ain't she wonderful? Perfect. Hell, I'd rather leave it to her than those weasels I bred.

  [to Kristin:] 

  Eugene Bullock : Take a page from Sally's book, sweetheart. Tell the outrageous truth. Don't strain this aging Ewing's credibility by asking him to believe that you really care for him.

  Kristin Shepard : Mr. Bullock, I don't think you understand. J.R. is my brother-in-law, Sue Ellen, my older sister, is his wife. I'm here as a secretary.

  [Sally finds this endlessly amusing] 

  Eugene Bullock : When I give advice... smart people take it.

  J.R. Ewing : Well, I'll drink to that.

  [grins]