- JR Ewing: [regarding John Ross] He doesn't have a mother! I don't have a wife, you don't exist! You're just a bad memory that refuses to go away.
- JR Ewing: [to Sue Ellen] Go back to your bottle. That's the only help you need.
- Sue Ellen Ewing: I haven't been drinking.
- JR Ewing: The day is young yet.
- construction worker: [Pamela's car narrowly missed smashing into his loader] You're a very lucky lady.
- Pamela Barnes Ewing: [tearfully grieving] Lucky?
- construction worker: You almost killed yourself.
- Mandy Winger: [to J.R., who wants to escape his problems] We don't have to go out, you know. We could make it all stop right here.