- JR Ewing: [Bobby is trying to make peace between J.R. and Ray] Let's get on with it, Ray... I got better things to do than stand around in cow dung all day long.
- Sue Ellen Ewing: [told by hotel management they were instructed by J.R. to withhold any liquor] Damn him!
- JR Ewing: [on phone to hotel management] And remember, no more alcohol from room service and no more babysitters unless I say so, you understand that?
- [behind him, Sue Ellen enters room, tipsy from all that champagne]
- JR Ewing: Yeah, right.
- [ends call]
- JR Ewing: Where on earth have you been?
- Sue Ellen Ewing: Oh, I was out trying to spend all your money, J.R. But you just have too much.
- [giggles drunkenly]
- Pamela Barnes Ewing: I took her shopping.
- JR Ewing: [curtly] Yes, I can see that. Thank you.
- [to Sue Ellen:]
- JR Ewing: You look real tired, darling, why don't you go in the bedroom, get a little rest?
- Sue Ellen Ewing: Isn't it wonderful how thoughtful he can be when he's caught with his boots under the wrong bed?
- [walks away, out of the room, slams the door]
- JR Ewing: [to Pamela] You've done a hell of a job. She's loaded.
- Pamela Barnes Ewing: It could have been a lot worse if I hadn't been with her.
- JR Ewing: Uh-huh.
- Pamela Barnes Ewing: Look, she was on her way to a bar when I got here. And she wouldn't be drinking if it wasn't for you, and she wouldn't have had the accident!
- [on her way out]
- JR Ewing: I've never seen a woman open her mouth more and say less!
- Pamela Barnes Ewing: [turns back] Didn't she get in that car after having a fight with you?
- JR Ewing: There never would have been an accident if Bobby hadn't interfered.
- Pamela Barnes Ewing: Bobby? You'd try and blame the last Texas tornado on Bobby if you could!
- JR Ewing: Well, I may not be totally innocent with this, but there's plenty of blame to go around. You don't know what happened on that Braddock Road, I do.
- [unaware that Sue Ellen had returned and is standing at the doorway, listening in]
- JR Ewing: So does Bobby. The man who rammed my car was Walt Driscoll. Bobby and Ray framed him. Put him in jail for no reason. He hit that car out of revenge.
- Pamela Barnes Ewing: Revenge against whom? It was your car, not Bobby's!
- Sue Ellen Ewing: You mean... that the accident wasn't my fault after all?
- [J.R. whirls around]
- Sue Ellen Ewing: It was your car. That man was trying to kill you, J.R. He wanted to kill *you*, and he made a mistake. He thought you were driving it.
- Sue Ellen Ewing: [hogs the champagne as fashion show parades in front of her] Pam, don't be a nag. What else have I got that the Ewing name and J.R.'s money? I may just decide to stay here and see how much I can spend.
- Pamela Barnes Ewing: Mark. With the fire and everything, I can't push the divorce through. I want to give Bobby a chance to catch his breath.