- [Jeremy Wendell has propositioned Sue Ellen]
- Sue Ellen Ewing: I would rather sleep with J.R. than sleep with you and I would rather sleep with a carnival geek than sleep with J.R.! Does that give any idea as to how you rank in my affections?
- Teresa: Mr. Ewing, there is a Mrs. Ewing here to see you.
- J.R. Ewing: What the Devil is Sue Ellen doing here?
- Teresa: It's not that Mrs. Ewing, sir.
- J.R. Ewing: Well, what are you talking about?
- [in walks Cally]