- [first lines]
- Host: Good evening. Well, what's good about it? Everywhere you look around this great nation you see murder, robbery, extortion - lawlessness runs rampant. I don't usually endorse television programming, but this show is very important. It is called "Danger Theatre". Two completely different shows in one half-hour focusing on those gutsy crime fighters who are out there trying to keep our cities safe. First up tonight, "Danger Theatre" investigates a crime of fashion.
- Off Camera Production Assistant: [whispering] That's "passion."
- Host: Hmm?
- Off Camera Production Assistant: [still whispering] Passion.
- Host: Again?
- Off Camera Production Assistant: Passion!
- Host: Of course. That makes more sense, doesn't it? So, curtain up! It's time for "Danger Theatre".