- Jazz Fenton: [looking at all the football memorabilia] I don't understand, you have millions of dollars. Instead of buying all this stuff, why don't you just buy the team?
- Vlad Masters: [suddenly outraged] Because the Packers are owned by the city of Green Bay and they won't sell them to me!!!
- Danny Fenton: Let me go!
- Vlad Masters: Why? So you can go back to stumbling through your adolescence, desperately trying to control your powers? Powers, by the way, that I've had for over 20 years. I have experience, my child. And the money and power from using my abilities for personal gain, you see.
- [clones himself]
- Vlad Masters: I could train you, teach you everything I know. And all you'd have to do is renounce your idiot father.
- Danny Fenton: Dude, you are one seriously crazed-up fruit loop. That is never going to happen.
- Danny Fenton: [Vlad Masters turns to Vlad Plasmius] You? I'm going ghost! Going ghost. Why can't I go ghost?
- Vlad Masters: You have a battle-cry. Hilarious.
- Vlad Masters: [demonstrating his powers to Danny who is stuck in a cube] I could train you. Teach you everything I know. And all you would have to do... is renounce your IDIOT father.